“carrot on a stick” this piece is a tribute to all the girls who are nothing but a tease; they post sexy pictures of them self, use the word love and your name in the same sentence, always want to hang out but always cancel last minute, they lead you on. this is a tribute for the girl that doesn’t have anything better to do but look at her self in the mirror. fortunately i have found the girl of my dreams, and this has made me realize that all of the other girls i use to stress about were nothing but a carrot on a stick.  love, Phil

“carrot on a stick”

this piece is a tribute to all the girls who are nothing but a tease; they post sexy pictures of them self, use the word love and your name in the same sentence, always want to hang out but always cancel last minute, they lead you on. this is a tribute for the girl that doesn’t have anything better to do but look at her self in the mirror. fortunately i have found the girl of my dreams, and this has made me realize that all of the other girls i use to stress about were nothing but a carrot on a stick.

 love,

Phil

Posted 1 year ago
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  1. ghost-inthemachine reblogged this from sheldon-liketheplace and added:
    Re-blogging this for old times sake (from my old blog), it isn’t even relevant anymore. I wish I had someone leading me...
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  7. haarek reblogged this from philiplumbang and added:
    goddamnit Phil, that’s...fucking truth right there!!!!
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  11. bubeezy said: that is an awesome picture
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  14. skipnhop reblogged this from philiplumbang and added:
    hahahha awesome.
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  16. basedontrueevents said: Yeah…But why would the bear be after the carrot if bunnies like carrots? Shoulda put something like steak at the end. Yeah…Bears like steaks. (: